what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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