party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
love makes seman taste better
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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