I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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