I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
