I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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