I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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