At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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