for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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