Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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