we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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