I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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