So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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