Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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