I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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