I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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