I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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