I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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