You can't special order awesome
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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