So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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