I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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