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(734): View more from Michigan

; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(706): View more from Georgia

This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?

(312): View more from Illinois

You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.

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