So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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