Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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