if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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