If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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