Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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