I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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