i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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