yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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