look no pants
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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