The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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