I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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