Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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