it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
