the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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