I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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