): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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