if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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