Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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