just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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