? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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