The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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