she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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