Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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