I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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