I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a hot homeless man
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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