dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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