Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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