Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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