He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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