if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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